- He never looks at people when he talks, Not because he's blind. But because he's an ignorant terrorist bastard.
- His dog looks very healthy but if he really was blind, then his dog would be fed chicken and leek soup or spam or something because the cans are similar.
- The "Braille" that he reads is actually morse code from saddam, but no-one doubts that its braille because it might hurt his feelings.
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We caught him looking at his reflection in his own plaque.
